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These are some pictures featuring me, typical self-obsessed millennial.  I will try to focus on the ones that show my hairstyles and outfits.

Also, I will add them here as they appear in my blog posts with explanations as to what is going on in them.  Minimal ranting, promise.😉

I wore this hairstyle to go out for dinner with the sexy nurse in L.A.  The dress is GORGEOUS too (at the time of this posting I still do not own a selfie stick, so I'm sorry you can't see it).  You can see it/buy it here on Rose Wholesale.  Be warned that this store has Chinese Sizes, which means you will have to size up one or two sizes from your usual size.  I had to buy a size 5X, just to accommodate my bust.  Read the measurements for each dress before buying.  They DO NOT do free returns.  Also, be sure to wait for a special where they do free shipping, because that can get expensive, too.

I stayed at this Best Western in New Mexico a couple of weeks ago, and they folded the wash cloths to look like little birds.  How cute, right?  They also have this huge print of a horse's head next to the bed to freak you out and remind you of The Godfather.

This past holiday season, I styled my hair to look like a Xmas tree!  I was inspired by a co-worker who told me about a lady in town who used to do this every year.  I was also inspired by pictures of ladies in the 60s who built a Xmas hive on their heads.  It was goofy, but it made people smile.  That's what I hope they put on my tombstone some day.

This is me in my most natural state.  Blonde hair, wireless headphones playing audiobooks, and surrounded by cats.

 This is the first time I had my hair dyed purple.  I think the is the part when they lightened my roots.  That's right people, natural blondes (except for albinos) have darker roots.  You accept it in little kids, so why should that not also be true for adults?  And don't even get me started on the other aspects of being blonde that brunette romance writers get wrong every time!!  Argh!  Natural blonde hair lightens as it grows and is exposed to the sun.  If it does not see the light of day, it stays a darker color.  The end.

Took this picture to directly after getting my hair dyed and sent it to my mom with apologies.

That's me in a vintage-styled dress that I bought online.  Also, did you know that there is actually place in the world with an entire field of giant concrete corn?  Wouldn't it be cool if the band Korn did a live concert there?  Or at least a music video?